For Your Consideration

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A.H.O.Y. Remembers

'04: Donald Henry Rumsfeld, "secretary of offense"
’03: George Walker Bush, “mission accomplished”
’02: Osama bin Laden, “coaster”
’01: Osama bin Laden, “hairy plotter”
’00: George Walker Bush, “the legend of drunken master”
’99: Slobodan Milosevic, “mister clean”
'98: Linda Carotenuto Tripp “tapeworm”
'97: Marvin P. Albert, “he grabs, he bites, he scores!”
'96: Orenthal James Simpson, “blade runner”
'95: Newton Leroy Gingrich, “house speaker”
'94: Newton Leroy Gingrich, “contract on america”
'93: Robert W. Packwood, “house dick”
'92: Rush Hudson Limbaugh III, “hate on loan from god”
'91: David Duke, “you got the white thing baby”
'90: Saddam Hussein, “the iraqi horror picture show”
'89: Leona Mindy Rosenthal Helmsley, “rhymes with rich”
'88: James Danforth Quayle III, “favorite son”
'87: The Rev. James Orson Bakker, “lay minister”
'86: Ronald Wilson Reagan, “huh?”
'85: Sylvester Enzio Stallone, “hambo”
'84: Ronald Wilson Reagan, “actor/denture-wearer”
'83: Ronald Wilson Reagan, “in five minutes we bomb ahoy”
'82: Ronald Wilson Reagan, “conqueror of grenada”
'81: Ronald Wilson Reagan,
“i’m not a real president i just play one on tv”
'80: Mark David Chapman, “the walrus”
'79: Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini, “shah shah abhore”
'78: The Rev. Jim Jones, “kill friends with koolade”
'77: Anita Bryant, “hatriot”
'76: General Idi Amin, “dada dearest”
'75: Samuel Davis Jr., “nixonhugger”
'74: Richard Milhouse Nixon, “quitter”

The Top 25 Of 2003

GEORGE WALKER BUSH, mission accomplished 219
Michael Jackson , boyz r us 199
Saddam Hussein, spiderman 164
Osama bin Laden, who? 149
Donald Rumsfeld, a mighty wind 122
Richard Cheney, sauron 77
Rush Limbaugh, donovan mcnabbed 74
Martha Stewart, it’s a good sing sing 53
John Ashcroft, (REDACTED FOR NATIONAL SECURITY) 52
John Muhammed, drivers needed 50
Kobe Bryant, lain violation 43
J-Lo, moveon.org 41
Arnold Schwarzenegger, shade of gray 34
Britney Spears, prankster 34
Bill O’Reilly, faux news 31
Paris Hilton, the sinful life 31
Pedro Martinez, babe 30
Strom Thurmond, puff daddy 30
Condi Rice, legally blonde 30
Hillary Clinton, kill bill vol. 1 24
Howard Dean, gone in 60 seconds 27
Bill Bennett, the bookie of virtues 22
Kim Jong Il, li’l kim 22
Paul Wolfowitz, finding neo 20
Ben Affleck, j-no 20

The Top 25 Of 2002

1. OSAMA BIN LADEN, catch me if you can 314
2. George W. Bush, the omen 289
3. Bernard Law, why do you think they call it the rectory? 265
4. John Ashcroft, it’s curtains for lady liberty 244
5. Saddam Hussein, death to smoochy 224
6. John Allen Muhammad, die another day 195
7. Trent Lott, toast 196
8. Dick Cheney, panic room 186
9. Martha Stewart, ulterior decorator 164
10. John Lee Malvo, drivers needed 102
11. Ken Lay, secretary of energy 101
12. Michael Jackson,
if you think about it, he’s still
a better dad than eric clapton 78
13. Donald Rumsfeld, puff baghdaddy 62
14. Yasir Arafat, yas man 59
Terry McAuliffe, there’s always room for jell-o 59
16. Ariel Sharon, terrorist 47
17. Hillary Clinton, first wives club 46
18. Barry Bonds, this year’s record-holder 40
19. Pope, the bachelorette 37
Karl Rove, axis of evil 37
21. Lizzie Grubman, axle of evil 35
Kim Jong II, what happens when a president’s
son takes over without being elected 35
Tom Ridge, code brown 35
24. Charlton Heston, fighting to preserve gun rights
for alzheimer’s victims 33
25. John Henry Williams, soul on ice 32
Winona Ryder, girl, arrested 32

The Top 25 Of 2001

1. OSAMA BIN LADEN, hairy plotter 803
2. Gary Condit, girl interrupted 268
3. Mullah Mohammad Omar, i shot the sharif 241
4. John Ashcroft, the golden snitch 239
5. Mohammed Atta, automatic pilate 223
6. George W Bush Jr, me talk pretty some day 186
7. John Walker Lindh, shallow allah 174
8. Saddam Hussein, springtime for hitler 160
9. Yassir Arafat, zoolander 154
10. Dick Cheney, hiding in cars with boys 152
11. Ariel Sharon, monsters inc 149
12. Timothy McVeigh, osama’s seat warmer 145
13. O.J. Simpson, the mummy returns 139
14. Jerry Falwell, american taliban 136
15. Bud Selig, baseball fever – cure it 134
16. Hillary Clinton, the evil one 133
17. Tom Cruise, thighs wide shut 128
18. Lizzie Grubman,
"Lizzie Grubman took the Rover
"And gave the crowd a runnin’-over!" 125
19. Britney Spears, barbie spice 95
20. Donald Rumsfeld, the rummy returns 85
21. Ira Einhorn, drugrat in paris 74
22. Al Gore, bearded lady 63
23. Tom Daschle, gone postal 62
24. George O’Leary, win one for the fibber 51
25. Geraldo Rivera, alfred e newsman 50

The Top 25 Of 2000

1. GEORGE WALKER BUSH, the legend of drunken master 523
2. Al Gore, hollow man 435
3. Katherine Harris, gives her man a big election 332
4. Ralph Nader, unelectable at any speed 255
5. Hillary Clinton, you go, girl, please – go 232
6. James Baker III, who wants to carry a millionaire? 187
7. Dick Cheney, a heartbeat away 165
8. Slobodan Milosevic, lost election & didn’t become president 124
9. Jeb Bush, o brother where art thou? 109
10. Doctor Laura, queen of the 2 a.m time slot 91
11. Rush Limbaugh, EIB: excrement in broadcasting 89
12. Bill Clinton, this space for rent 87
13. Darva Conger, gone in 60 seconds 81
14. Trent Lott, mississippi mud 78
15. Robert Downey Jr., dude where’s my car? 76
16. Kathy Lee Gifford, replaced 68
17. Rick Lazio, almost famous 67
18. Howard Stern, terrified all with threat to retire 65
19. Roger Clemens, double-chin music 64
20. Yasir Arafat, all we are saying is give war a chance 59
21. Osama Bin Laden, scary movie 57
22. Maryslesis Gonzalez, finders keepers 51
23. George H.W. Bush, papa roach 50
24. Antonin Scalia, to the republican for which it stands 48
25. Charlton Heston, the way of the gun 47

The Top 25 Of 1999

1. SLOBODAN MILOSEVIC, mister clean 183
2. William Jefferson Clinton, home alone 159
3. Hillary Rodham Clinton, runaway bride 123
4. Rudy Guiliani, you say tomato i say d’amato 122
5. George W. Bush Jr., doodoo II 96
6. Kenneth Starr, the phantom menace 93
7. Dylan Klebold, ten things i hate about you 88
Eric Harris, disturbing behavior 88
9. Monica Lewinski, fatgirl slim 68
10. Newt Gingrich, the love machine 66
11. Linda Tripp, face-off 60
12. Donald Trump, the world is not enough 48
13. Charlton Heston, guns & moses 45
14. Al Gore, sleepy hollow 42
15. Guy who stole Cammuso's Jacket at 1999 AHOY Party, red sox fan 33
16. Bill Gates, the matrix 32
Regis Philbin, is that your final show? 32
18. Jesse Ventura, turnbuckle 31
Pete Rose, charlie huckster 31
20. Boris Yeltzin, yakov smirnoff 30
21. Rosie O'Donnell, attention kmart shooters 28
22. Dr. Laura Schlessinger, i am my kid’s centerfold 27
Kathie Lee Gifford, who wants to be a sweatshop worker! 27
Trent Lott, for sale 27
Henry Hyde, hyde the salami 27