The Top 25 Of 2003

GEORGE WALKER BUSH, mission accomplished 219
Michael Jackson , boyz r us 199
Saddam Hussein, spiderman 164
Osama bin Laden, who? 149
Donald Rumsfeld, a mighty wind 122
Richard Cheney, sauron 77
Rush Limbaugh, donovan mcnabbed 74
Martha Stewart, it’s a good sing sing 53
John Ashcroft, (REDACTED FOR NATIONAL SECURITY) 52
John Muhammed, drivers needed 50
Kobe Bryant, lain violation 43
J-Lo, moveon.org 41
Arnold Schwarzenegger, shade of gray 34
Britney Spears, prankster 34
Bill O’Reilly, faux news 31
Paris Hilton, the sinful life 31
Pedro Martinez, babe 30
Strom Thurmond, puff daddy 30
Condi Rice, legally blonde 30
Hillary Clinton, kill bill vol. 1 24
Howard Dean, gone in 60 seconds 27
Bill Bennett, the bookie of virtues 22
Kim Jong Il, li’l kim 22
Paul Wolfowitz, finding neo 20
Ben Affleck, j-no 20