The Top 25 Of 2000

1. GEORGE WALKER BUSH, the legend of drunken master 523
2. Al Gore, hollow man 435
3. Katherine Harris, gives her man a big election 332
4. Ralph Nader, unelectable at any speed 255
5. Hillary Clinton, you go, girl, please – go 232
6. James Baker III, who wants to carry a millionaire? 187
7. Dick Cheney, a heartbeat away 165
8. Slobodan Milosevic, lost election & didn’t become president 124
9. Jeb Bush, o brother where art thou? 109
10. Doctor Laura, queen of the 2 a.m time slot 91
11. Rush Limbaugh, EIB: excrement in broadcasting 89
12. Bill Clinton, this space for rent 87
13. Darva Conger, gone in 60 seconds 81
14. Trent Lott, mississippi mud 78
15. Robert Downey Jr., dude where’s my car? 76
16. Kathy Lee Gifford, replaced 68
17. Rick Lazio, almost famous 67
18. Howard Stern, terrified all with threat to retire 65
19. Roger Clemens, double-chin music 64
20. Yasir Arafat, all we are saying is give war a chance 59
21. Osama Bin Laden, scary movie 57
22. Maryslesis Gonzalez, finders keepers 51
23. George H.W. Bush, papa roach 50
24. Antonin Scalia, to the republican for which it stands 48
25. Charlton Heston, the way of the gun 47