A.H.O.Y. Remembers

'04: Donald Henry Rumsfeld, "secretary of offense"
’03: George Walker Bush, “mission accomplished”
’02: Osama bin Laden, “coaster”
’01: Osama bin Laden, “hairy plotter”
’00: George Walker Bush, “the legend of drunken master”
’99: Slobodan Milosevic, “mister clean”
'98: Linda Carotenuto Tripp “tapeworm”
'97: Marvin P. Albert, “he grabs, he bites, he scores!”
'96: Orenthal James Simpson, “blade runner”
'95: Newton Leroy Gingrich, “house speaker”
'94: Newton Leroy Gingrich, “contract on america”
'93: Robert W. Packwood, “house dick”
'92: Rush Hudson Limbaugh III, “hate on loan from god”
'91: David Duke, “you got the white thing baby”
'90: Saddam Hussein, “the iraqi horror picture show”
'89: Leona Mindy Rosenthal Helmsley, “rhymes with rich”
'88: James Danforth Quayle III, “favorite son”
'87: The Rev. James Orson Bakker, “lay minister”
'86: Ronald Wilson Reagan, “huh?”
'85: Sylvester Enzio Stallone, “hambo”
'84: Ronald Wilson Reagan, “actor/denture-wearer”
'83: Ronald Wilson Reagan, “in five minutes we bomb ahoy”
'82: Ronald Wilson Reagan, “conqueror of grenada”
'81: Ronald Wilson Reagan,
“i’m not a real president i just play one on tv”
'80: Mark David Chapman, “the walrus”
'79: Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini, “shah shah abhore”
'78: The Rev. Jim Jones, “kill friends with koolade”
'77: Anita Bryant, “hatriot”
'76: General Idi Amin, “dada dearest”
'75: Samuel Davis Jr., “nixonhugger”
'74: Richard Milhouse Nixon, “quitter”