The Top 25 Of 1999

1. SLOBODAN MILOSEVIC, mister clean 183
2. William Jefferson Clinton, home alone 159
3. Hillary Rodham Clinton, runaway bride 123
4. Rudy Guiliani, you say tomato i say d’amato 122
5. George W. Bush Jr., doodoo II 96
6. Kenneth Starr, the phantom menace 93
7. Dylan Klebold, ten things i hate about you 88
Eric Harris, disturbing behavior 88
9. Monica Lewinski, fatgirl slim 68
10. Newt Gingrich, the love machine 66
11. Linda Tripp, face-off 60
12. Donald Trump, the world is not enough 48
13. Charlton Heston, guns & moses 45
14. Al Gore, sleepy hollow 42
15. Guy who stole Cammuso's Jacket at 1999 AHOY Party, red sox fan 33
16. Bill Gates, the matrix 32
Regis Philbin, is that your final show? 32
18. Jesse Ventura, turnbuckle 31
Pete Rose, charlie huckster 31
20. Boris Yeltzin, yakov smirnoff 30
21. Rosie O'Donnell, attention kmart shooters 28
22. Dr. Laura Schlessinger, i am my kid’s centerfold 27
Kathie Lee Gifford, who wants to be a sweatshop worker! 27
Trent Lott, for sale 27
Henry Hyde, hyde the salami 27