6. DICK CHENEY Meet The Focker (174 Points)

7. TOM DeLAY Unlawful Combatant (164 Points)

8. JOHN KERRY Wipeout (161 Points)

9. BILL O'REILLY Is That A Felafel In His Pocket?(132 Points)

10. MICHAEL MOORE The Big Unit (125 Points)

11. BERNARD KERIK Law & Odor (111 Points)

12. SCOTT PETERSON The Death Aquatic(108 Points)

13. KOBE BRYANT elimiDATE (98 Points)

14. ZELL MILLER Democrat (87 Points)

15. JARED Square Pants (77 Points)

16. KOFI ANNAN Jesus H. Heist (60 Points)

17. (Tie) RUSH LIMBAUGH The SwanDAN RATHER What Kind Of Reporter Can't Even Prove Bush Went AWOL? (55 Points)

19. JOHN ASHCROFT Captain Underpants(47 Points)

20. YASSER ARAFAT The Grudge (46 Points)

21. TONY BLAIR The Apprentice (44 Points)

22. RON ARTEST Brawl-Star (43 Points)

23. (Tie) BARRY BONDS Sultan Of SwabHOWARD DEAN Old Yeller (41 Points)

25. (Tie) CONDOLEEZZA RICE"Invade Iran? Great Idea, Chief!"JACQUES CHIRAC Modest Mouse (38 Points)

27. ANN COULTER "Political Analyst" (35 Points)

28. PEDRO MARTINEZ Met Peeve (34 Points)

29. (Tie) KEVIN BROWN Harvey WallbangerPARIS HILTON Heir America (33 Points)

31. JASON GIAMBI Chemical Alley (32 points)

32. TERESA HEINZ-KERRY The Rebel Billionaire (31 Points)

33. (Tie) AHMED CHALABI Our Man In BaghdadMICHAEL POWELL Semi-Colin (29 Points)

35. JOHN E. O'NEILLSwift Boat Veteran For Trash(25 Points)

36. DONALD TRUMP We’re Tired! (24 Points)

37. LYNNDIE ENGLAND Enslaving Rhian's Privates (23 Points)

38. ALBERTO R. GONZALES "Do You Expect Me To Talk, Mr. Gonzales?" "No, Mr. Zafir, I Expect You To Die." (22 Points)

39. MEL GIBSON "Jesus, Baby, When The Nails Go In, It Really Hurts, OK? So Let's See That. You're Beautiful."(20 Points)

40. (Tie)JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE Skin SyncPAUL WOLFOWITZ Wardrum Malfunction(19 points)

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