Wednesday, December 01, 2004

The Top 25 of 1998

1. LINDA ROSE CAROTENUTO TRIPP, tapeworm 784
http://www.pentagon.gov/deepest-basement/forever.html
2. Kenneth Starr, did somebody say mccarthyism? .631
http://www.morality.gov/desciptions/detailed/felatio.html
3. William Jefferson Clinton, shag the dog 569
http://www.whitehouse.gov/cheated/lied/caught/bombIraq.html
4. Monica S. Lewinsky, deep impact 289
http://www.bluedress.cum.whosnext/al-gore.html
5. Henry J. Hyde, it was jeckle who cheated on his wife 200
http://www.capital.gov/glasshouse/adulterer.html
6. Newton Leroy Gingrich, quitter 196
http://www.democraticparty.net/assets.html
7. Saddam Hussein, masochist 176
http://www.democraticparty.net/assets2.html
8. Lucianne Goldberg, agent provacateur 173
http://www.literati.com/meinkampf.html
9. Alfonse D'Amato, fogetabowtim 145
http://www.toast.com
10. Paula Corbin Jones, babe: pig in the city 109
http://www.believable.org/until/you/saw/that/nose.html
11. Jerry Springer, there's a viewer born every minute.106
http://www.romanempire.com/decline/fall.html
12. Bill Gates [30], e-male 104
http://www.whateveraddressyoutype.com.thereIam.html
13. Hillary Rodham Clinton [39], pat nixon 85
http://www.whitehouse.gov/pissed/sleeponcouch.html
14. James Cameron, man overboard 64
http://www.success.com/spoiled.html
15. Osama bin Laden, diplomat 60
http://www.embassy.bom.html
16. Bob Barr meet joe white
uglynasty@klannet.org
17. Kathie Lee Gifford not tonight, frank; not tomorrow night; not EVER
sweatshop@christianity.net
18. Mike Tyson guess who's coming to dinner
feedme@earlobe.foodnet
19. Denis Rodman groom for a day
anythingthatmoves@hermaphrodite.com
20. Dr. Laura, i am my kids' wet dream
youre-stupid@hypocrisy.com
21. Slobodan Milosevic serban cowboy
sloobydoowhereareyou?@genocide.com
22. Rush Limbaugh lean and mean
preach-to-choir@dittos.com
23. Trent Lott, winston-salem's lott
lynchmob@usa.com
24. Richard Mellon Scaife, gopfather
chessmaster@evil.com
25. James Carville, sniper
see-no-evil@bullybastard.gov

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Top 10 Assholes
1. thru 10-- George W. Bush

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