Monday, December 27, 2004

LEADERBOARD: THE WHORSERACE IS SHAPING UP!

THE LEADERBOARD AT CHRISTMAS

RUM & DUB, NIP & TUCK!
KERIK & KERRY HOT!
JARED HOLDING FIRM!

VOTERS…
THEY'VE DONE THEIR SHARE.
IT’S NOW UP TO YOU.

And here is Your Top 20 with current score.

Donald Rumsfeld 108
George W. Bush 104
Karl Christian Rove 66
Osama bin Laden 64
Dick Cheney 42
Tom Delay 41
John Kerry 39
Abu Masali al-Zarqawi 33
Zell Miller 33
Jared of Subway 30
Bill O'Reilly 29
Bernard Kerik 24
Kofi Annan 23
Rush Limbaugh 20
John Ashcroft 16
Ann Coulter 16
Barry Bonds 16
Tony Blair 16
Ron Artest 16

(This includes ballots cast off-line.)

AND DON’T FORGET THE SPECIAL
AHOY TWINS CHALLENGE MATCH:

MARY KATE & ASHLEY 17
JENNA & BARBARA 0

19 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Karl Rove
W
Tom DeLay
Bard Rumsfeld
Bob Novak
Roger Ailes
Zell Miller
Alan Keyes
Ann Coulter
Mike Savage

11:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

G W Bush
T Blair
Jared of Subway
O Bin Laden
D Rumsfeld
K Rove
T Delay
A Zarqawi
K Annan

11:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From Waverly, NY

1. Abu Masali al-Zarqawi
2. Osama bin Laden
3. No 2 in al-Qaeda (Zawilini)
4. Scott Peterson
5. Lisa Montgomery
6. Yasser Arafat
7. Kojo annan
8. Kofi annan
9. Hillary Clinton
10. Jacques Chirac

9:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From NYC

1. Rummy
2. Kerry
3. Jared
4. OBL
5. Kerik
6. K Brown
7. Giambi
8. Dan Rather
9. GWB
10. Rummy again

12:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. Yassir Arafat: NYC is grateful for his investments in Bowlmor Lanes -- not to mention all he did for Palestine people this year.

2. Paris Hilton: we can check out any time we want, but we can never leave.

3. Whoever Poisoned Ukrainian Presidential Candidate Viktor Yushchenko: Dioxin -- it isn’t just for contaminated playground landfill anymore.

4. Lisa Montgomery: remember, everyone is innocent until proven guilty of -– WHAT THE HELL???!!!

5. Fox “News” Chairman Roger Ailes: giving us all the facts from wherever he may Rove.

6. The U.S. Congress: where the House is no longer divided, and neither is the Senate or the Church and the State.

7. Bernard Kerik: withdrawal method still burdens women / Rudy Giuliani: nobody’s wing man.

8. Condoleezza Rice: I’m tired of being war secretary; go tell the magical fish I want to be peace secretary now.

9. Donald Rumsfeld: places to go, things to do, people to kill –- ai! and this writer's cramp.

10. George W. Bush: “man” of the year.

But it's still early yet...

7:43 AM  
Blogger Loganite said...

1 Michael Powell -- Patronage prude
2 Karl Rove -- Asshole "architect"
3 George W. Bush -- He finally won one
4 Donald Rumsfeld -- Time to retire
5 Zell Miller -- Someone challenge him to a duel
6 Tom DeLay -- The slimiest of snakes in so many ways
7 Antonin Scalia -- Mr. "No Conflict of Interest"
8 Alan Keyes -- Carpetbagger AND loser
9 Mel Gibson -- Self-funded bigot
10 Ken Jennings -- No one likes a know-it-all

6:54 PM  
Blogger El Duque said...

From Indianapolis

the 2004 all-politics edition

10. Robert Novak
9. Michelle Malkin
8. Rick Santorum
7. Ahmed Chalabi
6. Alan Keyes
5. John Ashcroft
4. Porter Goss
3. Jeb Bush
2. George W. Bush
1. Dick Cheney

happity new year...

7:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From PA

Please accept the following A.H.O.Y. 2005 Baloot:

1. Karl Rove
2.Bill O'Reilly
3.George W. Bush
4.Barry Bonds
5.Yassar Arafat
6.Pedro Martinez
7.Zell Miller
8.Tyrell Owens
9. Tom Delay
10.Curt Schilling

7:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From Maryland

away we go and OFF with their heads:

1. Osama Bin Laden
2. Abu Musab al-Zarqawi
3. Scott Peterson
4. Michael Moore
5. Howard Dean
6. Lady Ketchup, Teresa Heinz-Kerry
7. Hillary Clinton
8. Michael Jackson
9. Jacques Chirac
10. Chancellor Gerhard SCHROEDER

7:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From NYC

OK, here's my list:


10: Kobe (the bb player, not the steak)
9: Kevin Brown
8: Tom DeLay
7: Cheney (not the HWS man)
6: Guiliani (on principle)
5: Kerik- b/c he's #6's good buddy
4: Condy Rice
3: W himself
2: Danny "I'm an asshole" Pelosi

and the #1 ASSHOLE:

Has to be Rummy

7:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From Alaska

here's my votes...gw bush,d.cheney,t.blair,osama,rush limdick,j.asholecroft.d rumdrunksfeld,gee...i'm still gov of ny,howie stern,don,your fired trump.....these are all pretty clearly a slam dunk...lets see how we all feel....happy new year

7:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From Maryland

OK, 1-10:



1. Osama bin laden

2. Abu Zarqari

3. Michael Moore

4. Kofi Annan

5. Jockstrap Chirac

6. Kobe Bryant

7. Howie Dean

8. Donnie Trump

9. Linda Cropp

10. Dan Rather

7:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From Syracuse

H & T:

1. Bill O'Reilly
2. Tom DeLay
3. Tim LaHaye
4. Ralph Nader
5. Sean Hannity
6. Rev. James C. Dobson
7. Paul Wolfowitz
8. Ann Coulter
9. Peggy Noonan
10. Rupert Murdoch

7:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From PA


Happy New Year!
Here are my votes:
1. Abu Musab al-Zarqawi
2. Osama
3. Michael Moore
4. Teresa Heinz-Kerry
5. John Edwards
6. John Kerry
7. Scott Peterson
8. Dan Rather
9. Terry McAuliffe
10. Ron Artest

7:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whoa, why does Osama rank so high? Is he really worse than Dick Cheney? Come on now.

11:07 AM  
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